Doesn't this look like a photo Dorothy might post on match.com if she were so inclined?
Single OEB female, looking for a good time. Likes to lounge on couches, chew sticks everything, chase cats, and eat cuisines that are meaty. Am small and perky now, but might soon look zaftig like this:
("The Mutha" -- picture by Jess Seiders of Nancy, Dorothy's bio-mom)