Monday, May 2, 2011

Dorothy On The Prowl

Doesn't this look like a photo Dorothy might post on match.com if she were so inclined?


Single OEB female, looking for a good time.  Likes to lounge on couches, chew sticks everything, chase cats, and eat cuisines that are meaty.  Am small and perky now, but might soon look zaftig like this:

("The Mutha" -- picture by Jess Seiders of Nancy, Dorothy's bio-mom)

How could anyone resist?!

1 comment:

Mister Snacks said...

HA HA HA! Look at the muscles on Dorothy's mom! She looks like she could bench press a small car.