Saturday, May 7, 2011

Dorothy Is The Anticraft

Tune your air violins, people, and place them under your chins.  Pick up your airbow and ready yourself to play, for this is a real sob story that will call for some plaintive theme music.


This is a picture of the sweater I was knitting pre-Dorothy:




Pre-Dorothy, I had knitted the back, the fronts, the collar, one sleeve, and half of the second sleeve.


How many stitches have I had a chance to knit since bringing Dorothy home to my lovely abode?


Zero.  Zero stitches.


I know, I know.  Do I want a pen so I can write down my sad story? 

2 comments:

Mister Snacks said...

I'm calling Oprah Winfrey on your behalf. This is outrageous!

Martha said...

Perhaps it is better to put that knitting away. A little tigress might decide that you are ignoring her and teach you a lesson by sampling the yarn once again!