Here Dorothy is and she'd like you to know that Owen's infernal racket has made her look like the pitbull she is not:
She says a bulldogge needs her beauty sleep and this is what happens when she does not get enough of it:
So anyway, that is why I found Dorothy flipping through the ByLaws looking for the Crying Clause, which says something to the extent of: Any crying in Bulldogge Manor shall be done by the bulldogge, herself, and not by any of the human inhabitants of said manor. Nor by the cats.
And after the bulldogge doth whine, she shall rest in silence and peace on the couch:
So sayeth the Bulldogge ByLaws, as quoted by Dorothy of Bulldogge Manor.