Wouldn't this leg look good in a kilt?
Oh wait, the hand's blocking it. Let me try again:
He keeps trying to shield his chubby thighs from the camera!
Another try! There we go. This leg. Isn't it kilt-worthy?
Owen says: You're kidding me, right?
You mean a plaid skirt?!
With nothing underneath?
And if the wind blows?