I walk home at lunch with plans to take my pup out for a walk around the block, so that she can stretch her pretty legs. And she will be -- I know -- so excited, so eager, so chomping at the bit for our excursion!
I open the door to her crate carefully, so that I won't be bowled over by her enthusiastic exit!
Don't you want to go out on a walk?
Aren't you ready and eager to greet your admirers?
To do your biz-ness?
To get a bit o' exercise?
No? Well then how about if I get out a treat and hold it towards you?
Dorothy, you drive a hard bargain.